Fast and Detox and Cleanse...Oh My!

After consuming enough beer in Europe to supply the entire Texas A & M Greek system for one year, I decided it was time for a detox. So I dusted off this photo to inspire me and remind me that I am much more attractive when I am not playing Homer Simpson's stunt double! This week, actually starting today, I am going on a liquid fast for about 4 days. This involves tons of water, vitamins, tea, juice and organic, low-sodium chicken broth and infinite discipline. I am allowing myself as much sleep as possible as well, and the only exercise will be my endless wandering around the two restaurants. After that, I am starting on proteins and vegetables, with some fruit, heavy grains and low fat dairy for the next few weeks. I am even going to give up beer! (Yes, I know and a comet will be smashing down upon earth any day...) However, it must be done. I feel like it's time to transform my body back to it's glory days so I can act like a 40 year old, but look...well, not like one. Wish me luck for I will need it by day three. Wish my roommate luck as she will have to put up with my moods. Wish the whole town of Danville luck for no matter what they do, they still have bad fashion sense. Wish Italy luck, for I will be knocking on it's door at the peak of my health and fitness craze and man, those boys are in for it! Ciao!